By no authority whatsoever · South Tucson, AZ
“My intentions? The best. My hugs? The worst.”
Stand-up comedian & co-producer of Don't Tell Tucson. Charmingly uncharming, professionally unhinged, occasionally on time.
Nicole M. Riesgo did not inherit South Tucson. She simply started acting like she owned it, and nobody with the energy to argue showed up. What began as a bit is now, functionally, a monarchy — one square mile of desert, a handful of bars that will still have her, and a microphone she refuses to relinquish.
Her comedy is dry, a little feral, and warmer than she'd like you to know. She'll work a room anywhere — car shows, kink cons, universities, comedy clubs, and, on at least one occasion, a prison. She headlines, she features, she hosts, and she co-produces Don't Tell Tucson — the secret-location pop-up shows where the address only arrives once you've committed. If that sounds like a trap, it is. You'll laugh anyway.
She has taken the act to Phoenix, Flagstaff, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta and Savannah, and returned every time, because a duchess never abandons her people — and the rent is cheaper here.
Real dates pulled from her July run — add live ticket links per show before this goes public.




More chaos, fewer captions — over on Instagram.
Follow @duchessofsouthtucsonHer DMs and her calendar are always open. Clubs, corporates, festivals, private events — if you've got a room and a mic, she's got the rest. Drop the plan below and let's work together.